Wednesday, 19 December 2012

DA FIRST EVA THEATER REVIEW BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZ

Goodday you scrots :)

todai iz da furst tym ima rite suttin cleva. plz leve all ur lurvli comments at da bottom.


Theatre Review

On a Friday afternoon in Biddenham upper school, I watched three different Theatre companies perform Shakespeare’s ‘Othello’. Each only performed the scene in which Othello kills Desdemona after being tricked into thinking she has had an affair with one of his officers. Each company contained male and female actors who played roles within their gender. All three productions used a naturalistic approach, and remained relatively true to how a Shakespearian play would have been performed in the 1700’s.

The first performance was by a professional Shakespearian company who charged their audience to watch their piece. The piece was performed in the round; characterising a typical Shakespearian piece despite the audience being sat down rather than stood. The actors were also miced, meaning they did not have to project vocally as much as an actor would have done so during Shakespeare’s era. Another feature of the company was the female roles being played by actresses rather than actors; in a Shakespearian play the female roles would have still been played by males due to the inequality of genders during the Shakespearian era. There were minimal props on stage, just a bed in the centre to draw focus to the significance of Desdemona’s death. The effect on this meant the audience were drawn into the horrific consequence of Iago’s wicked plan, and felt sympathy towards Desdemona despite her weak effort to defend herself. Othello’s character was also sympathised with due to the actors portray of the character. The actor portrayed Othello to be utterly distraught. The impact of this meant that in spite of Othello murdering his innocent wife, the audience connected with Othello and felt sorry for him.

The others were a load of fucking bollocks and as i was watching i just thought to myself, what the fuck have i done to deserve this unbearable torture? I thought, maybe i don’t give enough to charity? Maybe i have sinned too much? MAYBE ITS BECAUSE I SOMETIMES LISTEN TO SHAGGY. But i concluded that this was not something i had brought on myself; this was pure evil at its worst.

I thought maybe about writing a book, sharing my experience with others who may have had to endure the same torture i had; giving hope to those who may have felt that there was no future for them. These ‘theatre companies’ are destroying lives, BUT I AM NOT PREPARED TO STAND BY AND WATCH THIS HAPPEN.

If you are American YOU HAVE NO RIGHT to perform a Shakespeare piece of theatre- UNLESS YOU CAN DO A DECENT BRITISH ACCENT. And if not, FUCK OFF BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE SHIT AND NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOURE SAYING AS IF ITS NOT A MISSION TO INTERPRET SHAKESPEARIAN LANGUAGE IN THE GOD DAMN FUCKING FIRST PLACE.


i LuRvE YuH sO MuCh I CuMeD oN mY dRaMa CrEw
 
aint no body fresher den ma muthafuckin crew. mmmhmmmmm
FANK ALL U MUTHAFUCKAZ 4 READING DIZ, I LUV YA SO MUCH. YES, YES I DO.
 



nIGGA OUT xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo


Monday, 9 July 2012

NO NO DRAMA; YOU DONT WANT NO DRAMA BITCHASSNIGGAAAAAZZ!!!!!

EYOP NIG NIGZZZ!!!

HOWZ iiT POOOPPPPIIINNNNN??/???

BEC ON DA MIC IS HERE TO TALK ABOUT MOTHERRRRRZZZZZZ





BEING A DIRECTOR ISNT ALL ABOUT BEING A DICTATOR








all you dotta goo baby, is....

sometimes... being a director is hard.
sometimes.... being a a discourse is hard.
sometimes......being gay is hard. Hard lyk peni.

but nigga- YOU NEED TO GET YO DAMN SHIT TOGETHER AND SAY HELLLLL NOOOOOO BITCH ASS CRAYCRAY NIGG NIGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE MOFO DIRECTOR, AND IMA DIRECT THIS DISCOURSE HARD!!



LEGGO!


when you say those words, you will be free.







free nigga freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









PEACH OUT NEGRO CHILDREN.




XOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOX










Friday, 2 March 2012

DIZ GOEZ OUT TO ALL DA GINGGGGGAAAZZZ WIDD NIPPNIPPS

WADDAAP?

bECC ONn da Mic isss HEERE AND QUuErrrr!!!

Lovin' da hAir Cindy (:


WORDUPOFDADAY:



WHAT U MOFUCKAAZ DONTT KNO WILL NEVA HURT YOU GODDDAMMMITTTTT!!!

NOW GIMME SUM SUGGA!



Sometimes life can be cruel, like a girls first period.
Sometimes life can be hard, like a penis awaiting the soft wet flesh of the opening of a vagina.
Sometimes life can be discusting, like ratemypoo.com

BUT LISTEN UP NIGGAZ, YOU NEED TO STOP FEELING SO DAMN SORRY FO YO SELF MOFUCKER, PUT DAT DAMN ROPE DOWN, AND GET YO DAMN ASS UPP DAWWG!! YO YO YO YO YO!!!


http://www.cornerchild.blogspot.com/

why elmo WHYYYYY?????????????????????????????


TIP FO DA LADIES: LEATHER IS HAWT.

IM TOO SEXY FO MY NIGGASS SHIRT ;)


i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her


dat it fo toda bubbbaaazzz, but i vil be back ;D 


dan dan daaaaaaannn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


love da fanz- FUCK DA HATERZZZZZZ
NO WHAT IM SAYIN NIGGA.

XOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOX

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

GOTZ 2 LURVE O-DAWG

Vazzzzzuppppp Nigggaazzzzz

AinT BloGged in lyk... 4evaaaaaaaaaa

you tellin me this mofucker LDR got a brit?!? BITCH SAY WHAAA?

iTS D Lyps mayneeee














diZZz post GoeZ OuT To AllL DA BIGBOOTYBITCHES

except you.


ma milkshake brings all da boydem to the yaard
and their lyk, can by pay card?
NOPUSSY
but im so damn hard?
so im like,
 im intolerant to lard... fatass.
Sometimes..
life will bite you on the arse.
Sometimes...
life will mug you in the street.
Sometimes...
life will splash back at you like a dropped turd in the toilet

SO TAKE CONTROL OF THAT MOFUCKING TURD, AND THROW IT BACK AT THE BITCHASSNIGGA WHO THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO SMEAR YOU IN FRESH SHIT AND SAY..

"I aint taking none of your shit no more life"

remember:

youre strong, youre, YOURE STONG MOVVAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA


LAVE DA FANZZ- FUCK DA HATERZZZZ

IM OUT. PEACEEEEEEEEEEEE XOXOXO




Thursday, 2 February 2012

RESPECKA THE REFLECKA FROM...REBRECCAAAAAAAAAAAAr

yO. HOWZ IT GOIN ME SOUNDWAVEZ



I know some of you arent as attractive as 'fran' here; but don't fret mon frere...

YOU VIZ VUN VLY MUZZAVUCKKAA!!!


ALWAYS REMEMBER LADIES (AND GENTS) ....

beauty


is


in


the


eye


of


the


tiger



GET YO DAMN ASS UP
AND SAY...

NIGGA PLEASE!
LIKE OUR GOOD FRIEND ADOLF :)

Im gone loverszzzzz



CHECK U LATER MASTURBATERS ;DDD


XOXOXOXOXXOXOXOX

Friday, 27 January 2012

GET ON BOARD -ITZZZ TIME 4... THOUGHT OF DA DAY!!

Hello Lovers. ;D



Its that time of year
When love is in the air...

DIZ GOEZ OUT TOP ALL DA LOVERZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZN0u5lde0g

Being a sexy sexy girl i have a daily strug-to-the-uggle.

I call this one.... MEIN KAMPF



Sometimes life gets you down. BUT YOU GOTTS TO KICK HIM IN DA FACE AND SAY -SWIPER NO SWIPING!!

Sometimes you feel so small. So insecure with your life. But dont jump from that ledge.... FLYY BABY#!!1

TOUGHT OF DI DAY (IN IRISH ;D)

Lyf iz lyk ah hot bahth... da longarh yu stay in et, the moreh wrinkled yu git.

PEAAACEEEE GRANNYFUCKKKERS.

Wednesday, 25 January 2012

BIG UP TO DA PUMPKIN POPPET lick lick


YO YO YO YO HOW WE ALL DOIN MOFO?

beccc izza inda hiz-house!!

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!!

1) mE GOOD frIEND Elysiaaaaaaaa is finaLLy doinn her worrkk!!! As shown in foto abuvvvveeeee

2) Mar-to the- jilla is a CHILLA!! Yes she iSS chillin' right by meee, she likin the man across da room

S

shout out to sean (:
Lookin good sean!

LOVE DA FANZZZ,,. FUCK DA HATERRRRRRRRZ XIOXOXOXOXOXXOXOX

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Evacuate the LIBRARY!!! Momentous motivations to keep you going!

YOOO

BecONdaMic IS HERE- NO NEED TO FEAR!!

'WORD-UP' OF THE DAY IS..... STRIKE WHILE THE IRON'S HOT BITCHES



When life gets you down, PIC YO' DAMN SELF UP OFF THE GROUND MUVVA!!

Make a blog- have a log like our friend here at the beach, but whatever you do..

DON'T BE A SLAVE TO YOUR INSECURE!!

BE FOREVER YOUNG, AND FOREVER WISE!! DON'T COMPROMISE.

you are special.... and trust me when i say; IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN.

PEACEOUT -

BEC ON DA MIC HAS ENUF LURVE FOR YOU ALL.


Tuesday, 10 January 2012

BEC ON DA MIC -LAUNCH 2012

WADDAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!

Heyy loverrrs, bec on da mic is back with a brand new track!!!

Havin a boomting of a day with ajay

i like to rhyme- WHATS THE TYYYYMMMMMM!!!!

Peace out mic-loverrrrssssssss xoxoxox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc&ob=av3e

Ps- Get in da mood wid diz wiki-wikid partay choone!!